Here's your horrible joke of the day.

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl) 03/06/2017 at 18:05 • Filed to: None

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What do you call when a honda civic and a ford mustang go into a corner.

Tow trucks

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/06/2017 at 18:08

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A guy walks into a parts store, says I need a set of windshield wipers for a Mustang. Parts guy says yeah, that sounds like an even trade.

interstate366, now In The Industry > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/06/2017 at 18:20

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Milky > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/06/2017 at 18:28

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This reminds of a fun story from a few years back. The set up starts with that I had big, wide ass tires on my loud as fuck SC400. I was cruising Woodward downtown Detroit and got the attention the someone in a early 2000s civic coupe (iirc). There is one turn in the entire road, he straight up understeered into the curb, it was hilarious.

jumped the curb in front of Compuware.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > interstate366, now In The Industry 03/06/2017 at 18:28

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rip in rip

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/06/2017 at 18:49

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may he rest in DSGs